So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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