y did u give ur computer a hand job?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize