So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Please don't give away my fajitas
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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