i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Girls should come with a carfax report
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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