Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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