she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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