Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm passing your future prison.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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