what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize