Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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