Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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