what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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