Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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