I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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