It's Friday. Sex?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
how drunk are you?
Several
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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