i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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