The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
cat food counts as protein by the way
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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