on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I wish i was in the wii world.
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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