This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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