so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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