Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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