If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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