You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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