Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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