id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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