So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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