I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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