Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The uberlube is also flammable
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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