..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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