Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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