You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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