My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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