I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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