Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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