I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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