She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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