if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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