Soap is not a condiment
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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