covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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