Me too!
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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