just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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