Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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