I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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