There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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