Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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