I want you more than these girls want KFC
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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