no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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