You work out of a Hotel?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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