Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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