Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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