So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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